Unnecessary Top 10 (It's US server, there's literally 0 point but I get boosted in exchange for doing this)

Shock

Philosopher
World chat begged me to write this up -- THERES NOT EVEN 10 ALLIANCES WHATS THE ACTUAL POINT WTF

Anyways

1. Hakuna Matata -- probably the only people that are running alarms this world, they'll gold hard and nobody on US server has enough skill to actually stop golders cause they're all ass so it'll probably be a steamroll -- swim

2,3,5,6,7,8. The coalition of 85 alliances (Nemesis (II), Warriors (II), Gold Water, Gold Finger) -- only one of the 14 that I've attacked is alarmed, they literally sent pacts out day 1 -- no shot this alliance is here for more than 2-3 weeks without a few people that maybe aren't complete dog water taking the mediocre players and forming a new one -- the fact that any of them number 2, or even top 5 is, quite frankly, an embarrassment to this game -- think it's pretty obvious that they're gonna sink

4. Temple Raiders -- surprisingly not complete shit, I suppose they'll probably stay around since they have a couple people that know what they're doing, but it remains to be seen how they'll hold up against Hakuna Matata when they inevitably start fighting after the rest of the world dies off week 2 -- float

9. Mandalorians -- already half their alliance is inactive, why am I writing about them? Because I promised a top 10 in exchange for getting boosted, and they're in the top 10 somehow

10. Rim Kings -- well well well, what can I say -- two of the sexiest men to ever grace the US servers have teamed up to wreck havoc on the innocent US shitters -- could this alliance duo the world? Almost certainly -- will they? Hell no, not worth the time or effort to prove anything to people they're better than -- BIGGEST SWIM IN GREPO HISTORY THO

Honorable Mentions:
13. BawDodgers -- pros: Bawla cons: DuckDodgers --- probably sinks because no matter how good Bawla is, it's hard to carry a teammate as bad as Ducky
18. FlyersDmbstUnitInDGame -- elite, accurate name -- flyers be busted (whoever decided to put 15% myth buff on a world was mentally disabled) -- Afar gonna have to hard carry tigra



Conclusion: US worlds are ass, anyone that plays them seriously and enjoys them is either dogshit or a cyberbully -- this server should be merged into EN so shit like this doesn't happen

Disclaimer: this post was slightly funnier before the mods edit the wording when some dick reports it
 

Cinderella

Messenger
Hawk: The US servers suck all the players suck.
Also Hawk: Invites all his "cousins" to boost him and build him cities
 

cjh92101

Senior Citizen
could be interesting if gold water decides to play. Side Champs vs Teos Champs. Side was Olympus so advantage there as Teos was dom with revolt so will have to see how the adjustments are made.
 

Mako

Messenger
I woke up in a sweat last night. A terrible nightmare. I had been forced to join Hakuna Matata.

I immediately grabbed my toaster and sprinted for the bathtub.
should have grabbed the rest of your 9 pacts and 6 sister alliances to go with you.

What a epic pool party that would be.
 
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Shock

Philosopher
should have grabbed the rest of your 9 pacts and 6 sister alliances to go with you.

What a epic pool party that would be.
Would one toaster still be enough for that or do you need a better toaster to person ratio? Kind of a bring your own toaster party?
 

jason sanchez

Messenger
World chat begged me to write this up -- THERES NOT EVEN 10 ALLIANCES WHATS THE ACTUAL POINT WTF

Anyways

1. Hakuna Matata -- probably the only people that are running alarms this world, they'll gold hard and nobody on US server has enough skill to actually stop golders cause they're all ass so it'll probably be a steamroll -- swim

2,3,5,6,7,8. The coalition of 85 alliances (Nemesis (II), Warriors (II), Gold Water, Gold Finger) -- only one of the 14 that I've attacked is alarmed, they literally sent pacts out day 1 -- no shot this alliance is here for more than 2-3 weeks without a few people that maybe aren't complete dog water taking the mediocre players and forming a new one -- the fact that any of them number 2, or even top 5 is, quite frankly, an embarrassment to this game -- think it's pretty obvious that they're gonna sink

4. Temple Raiders -- surprisingly not complete shit, I suppose they'll probably stay around since they have a couple people that know what they're doing, but it remains to be seen how they'll hold up against Hakuna Matata when they inevitably start fighting after the rest of the world dies off week 2 -- float

9. Mandalorians -- already half their alliance is inactive, why am I writing about them? Because I promised a top 10 in exchange for getting boosted, and they're in the top 10 somehow

10. Rim Kings -- well well well, what can I say -- two of the sexiest men to ever grace the US servers have teamed up to wreck havoc on the innocent US shitters -- could this alliance duo the world? Almost certainly -- will they? Hell no, not worth the time or effort to prove anything to people they're better than -- BIGGEST SWIM IN GREPO HISTORY THO

Honorable Mentions:
13. BawDodgers -- pros: Bawla cons: DuckDodgers --- probably sinks because no matter how good Bawla is, it's hard to carry a teammate as bad as Ducky
18. FlyersDmbstUnitInDGame -- elite, accurate name -- flyers be busted (whoever decided to put 15% myth buff on a world was mentally disabled) -- Afar gonna have to hard carry tigra



Conclusion: US worlds are ass, anyone that plays them seriously and enjoys them is either dogshit or a cyberbully -- this server should be merged into EN so shit like this doesn't happen

Disclaimer: this post was slightly funnier before the mods edit the wording when some dick reports it
Oof... This isnt aging too well...
 

datepalm

Newcomer
Today I woke up and the entire world was in VM. I knocked on countless doors, but nobody answered. I was forced to consider my existence and the inexorable forward march of time.

The silence looms heavy on the hearts of my light ship captains.
 
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