I would quote cgag114 but He would be too happy being requoted 2 times in one day.
Hey cgag114 I'm sooo happy you are red now, you have no idea how many times I have seen your name and thought about the day when I could just attack you while your walking the dog, or when your buying smokes, or when your in the bathroom, or when your getting water, or when your vacuuming, or when your hanging a picture, or when your mowing the flower bed, or when your changing blouses, or when your helping a neighbor, or when your snaking the kitchen sink, or my personal favorite, when your online and just expect other people to defend but they don't.
Aww ya cgag114 competition. is anything else as easy? Methinks no