So THAT'S what a conquest looks like! (TR Edition!)

So there we were chillin like Sloths in Omicron. Rocking, rolling, and doing a little trolling for BP. All was well in the world especially in our little modest home of Ocean 65. However all was not so good to the south. The Reckoning was deathly afraid of The Evil Empire and realized very quickly that they couldn't beat them unless they fed off of inactives. With that logic they turned to other options. However The Reckoning also were huge huggers in tiny Omicron and closed off all fronts. Desperate for targets and just a sense of self worth they turned to Sinful Sloths. Thinking this would be an easy take over they tried a night op.

After over 18 hours of random and jumbled attacks and horribly mistimed CSes they finally got one in.


There it was. Victory...Victory at last for The great Reckoning. After a day of so much frustration and the death of many LS nukes. The Reckoning finally landed a CS in a Sloth town. Morighan in her infinite wisdom and endless talent sat at her computer with a smug look on her face. She now knew that she was better than any Sloth. She was great! her empire was invincible! She was "Oh look a report" she said.



And there it was. That blank stare someone would give when they know something isn't good. But at the same time they can't figure out what's wrong.

Now we understand that some of you may be confused. So i'll clarify Morighan, a leader of The Reckoning, Sniped her own follower's CS. I mean I guess we should have seen this coming. She also thought that mass pacts = power. Which is a widely discredited theory to anyone who has even played this game for more than four months in a world.

We also took a video summary of the TR offense vs the SS defense today.

http://youtu.be/ScOncDt8_nw

Yup it was pretty much that. Other interesting stat. TR has killed under 400 biremes of ours yet lost about 1400 LS nukes and rising. Slingers are also defensive units as they support sieges with them. And oh hey look at their brilliant offensive scheme.


Lets see bs politics, poor coordination, bad attacks, slingers are defense, swordsmen are offense, and their own leaders don't know how to time. I get it now. TR isn't a great alliance. They're a freaking MRA. It makes so much sense now.

Best of luck my little TR friends you're going to need it. For even if you manage to beat out SS I seriously doubt you'll even touch TEE like this. And lets be honest Morighan knows this and that's why she changed directions. So there you go Morighan you pro bowl player you. You showed us what you're all about. ;)
 
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sirwackeypantz

Messenger
I cracked up laughing when I saw that was happening. So far 4 failed cs attempts on my cities that in o66...At most 100 birs, 100 land units, and 150 ls were lost from their attacks, but I've taken out roughly 1000 of their ls and 200 birs...
 
I'm sure Morighan will be along shortly with something condescending and incorrect to say. Lets be honest here Sir she was totally planning this whole thing!
 

Tyler101291

Guest
Just to entertain the forum, I will be sleeping rather well tonight.
 

Tyler101291

Guest
wackey, you know I hardly ever sleep so when I do I enjoy it. and Smil next time...next time.



Tyr
Tyler101291
The Reckoning

Amiti
Tyler101291
The Reckoning
Your siege of the city Amiti (sirwackeypantz) has ended successfully; the city was conquered.
 
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sirwackeypantz

Messenger
If you hadn't looked at the map lately Tyler, it was obvious I would lose cities. I am well situated in enemy territory, with my alliance literally an ocean away.
 

Morighan

Guest
No, Smilo, this is what conquests look like. And Wacky, don't misunderstand, it's not where you are, it's what you are that has you being targeted. Your old crew remembers you hiding like a coward and abandoning your own alliance to jump ship when you knew you were going down. You going to do the same to Smilo? Be quick before he beats you to it or quits because "the server is dead and he has a project on an EN server :( ".

It sucks that your alliance mates had to lose 2.5k LS in 40+ attacks and a night's sleep trying to hold these. Do they know you wasted your own LS nuke making a failed swipe at one of my cities instead of trying to break your own siege? That you didn't launch one attack to break your own siege with your own troops (other than your dodges returning home to the city)? Smilo? Nowhere to be seen. Sent a whole 50 LS at me, but not one troop wasted hitting the siege. You guys are pathetic.

Nice effort by the rest of the SS guys. Great fight, guys, you gave us a long night.

DreadQuinn from the alliance The Reckoning has conquered the city Grimlock belonging to sirwackeypantz. today at 11:00

Tyler101291 from the alliance The Reckoning has conquered the city Sirwetyopantz belonging to sirwackeypantz. today at 08:27

beastoyf from the alliance The Reckoning has conquered the city Solara belonging to sirwackeypantz. today at 08:27
 

sirwackeypantz

Messenger
Morighan let me enlighten you on your members...Trav209, Tyler101281 and Beastofy joined because one player quit and they felt threatened and ran. Dreadquinn threatened to destroy his own alliance that he was leading and left shortly then after. His merry band of bears followed him like sheep. So I find it funny when you say I ran like a coward. As I recall when I was leading my alliance you hit a stalemate with us.

Now as to that swipe at your city, we took a chance at timing the removal of a nuke. These were short travel times that were sent well after that attack was timed. Also on a side note I did send what ls I had to time the attacks, but it was a window of time that I had to take a shot in the dark and missed a matter of seconds.

Now you show off those posts of the successful sieges, but might I remind you that you are currently at 3/11 on the ratio of cs landing. You had a perfect head start as well, had you planned this properly. Sadly you botched your surprise attack and in that time I personally removed roughly 1000ls and 200 birs. (bare in mind this is a rough estimate).
 

Morighan

Guest
I'm sure all of your blather and poking a finger at everyone else in the alliance other than you, the leader, that bailed will stand you well. I'm sure that your people will also understand that over 8 hours in which they each managed to launch multiple attacks and blow entire nukes you and the alliance leader, couldn't launch a single attack to defend your cities, despite, as you point out, only 3 were sieged and taken. I'm sure they'll have nothing but respect for you sitting on your troops while they blow entire cities worth (several launched from 5+ cities) to defend what you wouldn't sacrifice anything for while you screwed around shooting your nuke at my city.

I feel sorry for people stuck with you and I hope you guys have been on your alliance forum raving about your clever little posts on here showing you to be inexperienced over the fact that we hit a decoy CS we never thought would get in the harbor (hence no support and multiple attacks right on it's heels) in the first place to draw out your troops. That way they can see it in black and white that you let them sacrifice everything they had to hold onto what you wouldn't fight for. You can't get around that.
 
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dint80

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Guys, guys guys!! We are fighting a three front war and you sneak attacked us and launched thousands of attacks. And you manage to take 3 maybe 4 cities while sending 20+ CS. I had a certain fellow send a cs with no clearing attacks from 22 hours away 8) While there are certain players I like inside your alliance there seem to be many nubs. And your allies are so talented they send 24 hour cs and expect them to land :eek: But by all means continue making pacts and sending unescorted attacks against us. It makes me happy:D