Memorable Moments of Doriliea

[datepalm]

Compiling the funniest/most memorable moments from Doriliea. Feel free to post your ideas/recommendations below.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
- Nicholas7 disbanding Golden Raiders and temporarily losing all of Temple Raiders' portals because someone told “you won’t.”

- Dysart landing six same-second friendly snipes on Hakuna Matata's Hera temple CS, sinking it and losing the temple.

- Mako demanding all Hakuna Matata members pull their bireme support from the Artemis temple for no reason. Temple Raiders promptly sent 50,000 light ships to clear the remaining 26,000 biremes and took the Artemis Temple.

- Jcoo reporting the alliance names "Panty Raiders" and "Virgin Raiders" because they were not "appropriate for his daughter to see."

- GimpyAegean baselessly accusing Jcoo of being a child predator in WC.

- Mako sending a MM to all Hakuna Matata members that he makes more money than all of Zeeker348’s family, and then kicking him from the alliance.

- AmazingBread17 quitting because he "got a girlfriend." Amazing has not been heard from since.

- datepalm dirty catapulting Ivelin75 ONE time, causing him to change his city name to “it is on." Ivelin75 then immediately proceeded to enter Vacation Mode for the remainder of the server.

- dobie4 starting a dirty catapult war with nicholas7, then ghosting after messaging nicholas7 that he had "run out of gold, and must go now."

- ShepardS getting perma banned and writing a poem to the moderators as an apology and getting his ban reduced to 3 days.

- TheDragonReborn leaving the alliance while leading a small temple siege, immediately ending the siege.

- After 3 months of near total inacticity, qanelder landing a siege on Mako. Instead of posting the siege report for and requesting support, he bragged about it in world chat, leading Hakuna Matata to find the siege.

- shab786 MM'ing Hakuna Matata to "keep up the good work" while an active Temple Raiders member, then getting upset when he was kicked.

- Jcoo reporting Titus Aeneas because his name was "too close to Tightest Anus."

 

[Hawk]

Was I at all relevant in Doriliea, not in the slightest
But I'll post this anyways since I find it amusing

Apparently Ivelin has no idea how to build myths

 

[ShepardS]

In the realm of conquest, where legends unfurl,
Club Raiders stood strong, their banners in swirl,
A group they were called, an MRA some claimed,
Yet in the end, victorious they were named.

Gimpy's words, in WC they did flame,
Baseless accusations, a hurtful game,
Unable to withstand the pressure he caused, he'd fall,
Into VM's embrace, never to recall.

Nicholas7's disbanding, a twist of fate,
Golden Raiders' portals sealed their gate,
A choice made with reasons only he'd know,
In the world of Grepolis, the tides would ebb and flow.

Dysart's snipes, a masterful display,
Six same-second strikes, on that fateful day,
Hakuna Matata's Hera temple did sink,
But the cost was high, as they lost their link.

Mako's commands, a blunder revealed,
Pulling bireme support, in truth, not ideal,
Artemis temple yielded, to Temple Raiders' hand,
In Bikini Bottom's depths, they'd make their stand.

A strategic misstep, the truth to be told,
Biremes withdrawn, a blunder to behold,
Artemis temple lost, in that fateful hour,
To Temple Raiders' might, they'd yield their power.

Mako's words, in toxicity's cruel might,
Mocking Zeeker's family, a heartless slight,
A character tarnished, in deeds and in speech,
In Grepolis' world, where lessons often teach.

Jcoo's reports, born from a bitter salt,
Panty Raiders and Virgin Raiders, his claim of fault,
Amazingbread's departure, love's sweet call,
A girlfriend's embrace, he chose to enthrall.

Ivelin's city changed, a feud's dark descent,
"It is on," he'd say, with courage unspent,
A clash with Datepalm, a rivalry sought,
Two slinger attacks, in Olympus they fought.

But in the aftermath, a twist in the tale,
Ivelin into hiding, his presence grew pale,
Vanishing from sight, never to come back,
In Grepolis' shadows, he followed a different track.

ShepardS's perma ban, a lesson learned well,
An apology to moderators, his story to tell,
Reinstated he'd be, his path renewed,
In Grepolis' world, where alliances pursued.

TDR's departure, a temple they'd gain,
A daring move, amidst triumph and pain,
But their choice to leave, in conquering's glow,
Set us back, though our fondness continued to grow.

Dobie the Elf, in a moment of grace,
Declared his departure, a farewell embrace,
"I must go now, for gold's grip has grown cold,"
With these parting words, his story was told.

Qanelder's siege, in silence he'd bide,
Three months of stillness, his strategy to hide,
Then in World Chat's embrace, the bragging cry,
As Mako's alliance rushed, with pride they'd vie.

With Qanelder's siege on Mako's domain,
In World Chat, his conquest was made plain,
A tale of rivalry, fierce and bold,
In Grepolis' world, where legends are told.

Not every tale within this vast domain,
Can find its place in this poetic refrain,
For time is fleeting, and I must soon depart,
To savor moments with a full and grateful heart.

In these seven-eight months, we've shared the fight,
Through battles fierce and Grepolis' digital light,
Gladly, I've journeyed with all of you by my side,
In this world of conquest, where alliances collide.

As this chapter ends and we bid our adieu,
In Grepolis' embrace, together we grew,
I hope to see each one of you once more,
In the Next Domination world, where we'll explore.

While you all celebrate in voice chat's cheer,
I may be occupied, my friends, I fear,
Balls deep in a Latina I will be,
Life's adventures unfolding, wild and free.