Dr Phil is so chill
except for when his eyes look ready to kill
fills u with info on psych centers
filled with expert mentors
he once met a bad mouth girl
says cash me ousside in a whirl
he dint understand what that meant
he had enough wit her so out she went
a few of his customers were real crazy
parents dint wanna help cuz they were lazy
phil gave em choices, parents didnt like em
so phil says "either pick one or cps will come, eh hem"
parents began sobbing, promising to be better
too late, dr phil already sent psych doctor a letter
"that child got some problems, have them get fixed
before that child gets old and get nixed"
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Thank you joe for mentioning dr phil
the man, the psych dude, the dude real chill
mustache on fleek, suit n' tie all crisp
speaks in a way with no lisp
He's a legend, he's a meme
More popular than what we can all dream
the man named Phil
is really chill.