DeletedUser5517
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Welcome back to class folks. Those of you that tuned in the last time will know what this is, but those of you that didn't should probably pay attention. Every world that I come into there are always countless feeble noobs that need a little coaching so that I can actually have some fun. (Nobody decent likes an easy target... up your game) This is how i do that without going insane 
. Normally, I would ridicule one of these insignificant whelps in one of my wonderful displays of PNP, but this time I get a rare treat. Miss Dwarrel came to play!!!!! Soooooooo.... this first post will be a little different, but lets get this started.
First off, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are the first and only player ever to take one of my cities. Kudos! That being said... DEAR LORD WOMAN IT TOOK YOU A WHOLE WORLD OF PLAYERS TO DO IT!!! But dont worry hun, I'll show you how to do it all by yo little old sewf next time. First and foremost, your strategy was deplorable. The entire world tried to revolt over 50 cities in a day. I know... this sounds great... but only 4 in revolt? If you don't consider that a failure i dont know what is and this guide is not going to help you, but if you would like to learn here's a little taste:
THE EPIC OF JEB'S ONLY LOST CITY: Jebs side Taken by: Dwarrel - Jaguar Warriors - Knossos - en
All those little tykes sending all those un-timed attacks,
with all their prayers Jeb's offense, was not at their backs,
battalion after battalion came to knock.
Oh my god!!! Over half of 'em died in the dock,
When the first wave concludes and all the smoke clears,
the only words you could muster were, "JUST LOOK AT THOSE BIRS!!!!
It's ok guys you don't need to fear.
Four big whole revolts, he's not in the clear."
"Our tactic is working lets keep trying the same,
but lets get some spy reports and change the game!
One million, two million... We must be close?"
"10 million in savings and HE didn't boast?"
You look once more and realize you're still blind.
Never realized one player could put the world in a bind.
10 million gone and now you can see,
There is no way, just you, could take, lil 'ol me.
Pop growth, pop growth, call of the ocean;
you better do something to get those troops into motion.
You're going to Jeb's casa, and he don't use ANY lotion.
"It's so exciting, red revolt's almost here!"
"Do we have enough LS, to clear, all those bir?"
"Hell NO we don't! Lets see who's see who's around.
Lets get the academies and Valor to sound."
4500 arrows, all at one shot!
Look at how many cities that world wide op got.
With all that effort I'm glad you got paid.
... But to get only one city and attack for 2 days?
Cs after cs sunk in the sea,
My sniping skills are legendary.
Loosing 5 or 10 may not be excessive,
but even you cant deny, 25 down... that's a little impressive.
Now that the story, has begun to ebb,
the time has come for lessons to be uncovered.
You can't overestimate the one and only Jeb...
You are going, to get smothered.
P.S. Miss Dwarrel- the poem was done in true papa bear style just for you
. Normally, I would ridicule one of these insignificant whelps in one of my wonderful displays of PNP, but this time I get a rare treat. Miss Dwarrel came to play!!!!! Soooooooo.... this first post will be a little different, but lets get this started.First off, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are the first and only player ever to take one of my cities. Kudos! That being said... DEAR LORD WOMAN IT TOOK YOU A WHOLE WORLD OF PLAYERS TO DO IT!!! But dont worry hun, I'll show you how to do it all by yo little old sewf next time
. First and foremost, your strategy was deplorable. The entire world tried to revolt over 50 cities in a day. I know... this sounds great... but only 4 in revolt? If you don't consider that a failure i dont know what is and this guide is not going to help you, but if you would like to learn here's a little taste:THE EPIC OF JEB'S ONLY LOST CITY: Jebs side Taken by: Dwarrel - Jaguar Warriors - Knossos - en
All those little tykes sending all those un-timed attacks,
with all their prayers Jeb's offense, was not at their backs,
battalion after battalion came to knock.
Oh my god!!! Over half of 'em died in the dock,
When the first wave concludes and all the smoke clears,
the only words you could muster were, "JUST LOOK AT THOSE BIRS!!!!
It's ok guys you don't need to fear.
Four big whole revolts, he's not in the clear."
"Our tactic is working lets keep trying the same,
but lets get some spy reports and change the game!
One million, two million... We must be close?"
"10 million in savings and HE didn't boast?"
You look once more and realize you're still blind.
Never realized one player could put the world in a bind.
10 million gone and now you can see,
There is no way, just you, could take, lil 'ol me.
Pop growth, pop growth, call of the ocean;
you better do something to get those troops into motion.
You're going to Jeb's casa, and he don't use ANY lotion.
"It's so exciting, red revolt's almost here!"
"Do we have enough LS, to clear, all those bir?"
"Hell NO we don't! Lets see who's see who's around.
Lets get the academies and Valor to sound."
4500 arrows, all at one shot!
Look at how many cities that world wide op got.
With all that effort I'm glad you got paid.
... But to get only one city and attack for 2 days?
Cs after cs sunk in the sea,
My sniping skills are legendary.
Loosing 5 or 10 may not be excessive,
but even you cant deny, 25 down... that's a little impressive.
Now that the story, has begun to ebb,
the time has come for lessons to be uncovered.
You can't overestimate the one and only Jeb...
You are going, to get smothered.
P.S. Miss Dwarrel- the poem was done in true papa bear style just for you
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