For Laughs And Giggles


Not that I'm trying to be mean to anyone or anything.. But any "Fan Mail" or or things that are quite hilarious, can be posted here. Please no excessive trash talking though. Gets old quick.. Just post things you see that are quite comical that are in-game.

For example, this alliance:

"We are Raven Demon. Me or anybody else will tolerate attacking another member.
Contact the founder: dj durham to join."

"We will tolerate attacking another member". LOL

I hope he realizes that typo soon..

What makes it better is he asked to join us. I didn't reply because I want to church, got home, and found that ^

Good stuff.



Sums it up for you...


I don't take bribes.

Here's the list of accounts I have on the US server:

R.H.stogus( main account)
Rock5 ( simming account)
Asian314( chi but I died)
Warmongol----notin use
Alaric Returns----not in use
Olaric I ---
Scipio Africanus----
French agent -inactive


3 attacks came in, then this:

OgE-Karma on 2014-02-10 at 21:38
You have 8 minutes to reply. Ceasefire? Yes or No

SakmonKi on 2014-02-10 at 21:40

OgE-Karma on 2014-02-10 at 21:42
Your attacking and attempting to spy on us. That's war

SakmonKi on 2014-02-10 at 21:43
At this point in the game, it's called "farming".

OgE-Karma on 2014-02-10 at 21:43
That's as good as a yes to me.

SakmonKi on 2014-02-10 at 21:45
"Ceasefire? Yes or No"
"That's as good as a yes to me."

Does this mean you are surrendering???

OgE-Karma on 2014-02-10 at 21:46
No, I am allowing you to build again but your still an enemy. Any dumb move and your gone again.

Next Day:


Subject: Crap!
To: OgE-Karma
From: SakmonKi on 2014-02-11 at 09:26
I'm sorry, man. I ment to hit the guy nxt to you!

Then This:



Subject: Dang it!
To: OgE-Karma
From: SakmonKi on 2014-02-11 at 20:29
I did it again didn't I? Ah man, I'm sorry. You know what, my guys will camp out there for a while, just send them back to me when you can.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

OgE-Karma on 2014-02-11 at 21:29
4 times in a row. Sorry my ass.

Ephesus forums are lame, so I'm joining this conversation. Anyway, this mail exchange makes me laugh.


On from Turdman in Blackhearts to Gillie in our team:

Turdman today at 09:54

So you ARE starting a war?

gillie65340 today at 10:22

War was started when IronicZ tried to recruit rival007 of The Misfits. I guess you could say, we don't play that (bad word here).......Turdman

*Edit because of forum rules bad word was taken out.

But anyways, I responded to Gillie. Tell him no we're not. Just farming lol


Another one! From IronicZ of BH to my pal Rival007:

"Dude we're island neighbors!
this is so not cool. "

^ Talk about your bad neighbor huh?




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Here's a good one. From a while back though:

Misfits to x-khorne: Please spit back out our farms
X-khonre to Misfits: Why don't you join us? (shows a map) we have more area than you and are stronger.

x-khorne is now dead.. lol