Personally I loved the spank the monkey story
We all know, at least I thought you SHOULD know, that once you merge or create a new alliance you have to start from scratch as far as the total BP goes for an alliance as a whole. Considering we have only merged a little over a month ago, that statistic is a mute point.
And as for attackers, I believe you might want to teach your members not to attack with biremes. Maybe if you spent more time mentoring your people and maybe teaching them how to attack, they wouldn't be so afraid to do so.
This world just got more interesting. Trinity vs Elder God and Assassins vs Anti-Matter. This is the War that decides this server.