Hahaha. Yes sir, I am indeed a noob. When I used to play you didnt get boosts every 30 seconds... you had to actually be good at this game and know how to attack and defend. Listen, the attack button is the one with 2 crossed swords after you click on a city. I know... its complicated, but now you might actually be able to kill a troop or two.
Dont worry buddy I will teach you how to actually play this game. More to follow. Wouldnt want to cram too much into one session