DeletedUser2039
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Here's one from a player in my alliance (in our Skype chat), funniest guy in TU by far! Gives this thread a change of pace so it isn't so negative :-D
TU's funniest player said:
DeletedUser2385
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DeletedUser2039
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Yea, the cat in the dryer joke has been going on for a solid 2 weeks haha
DeletedUser2385
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Lol ok so I hate to just keep posting but this is from the same guy the message started with the subject "I must say however"
ok thats cool I was un a wear my man was in your Ocean I guess when you guys get done i will have him rebuild in the right ocean.
***Leader and Founder of ****
Keltset on 2013-04-29 at 23:38
Was he in ocean 64? If so... and not a member here... well theres nothing else I can say about it... It's our ocean- We control and dominate it.
***on 2013-04-29 at 23:34
for real but we didn't bother you guys and {Insert my member here} attack my man for no reason
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Keltset on 2013-04-29 at 23:31
Yes, now maybe you can see my lack of being able to be intimidated?
Kelt
***on 2013-04-29 at 23:30
11 cities is pertty impresive
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Edit: removed my members name from the message
ok thats cool I was un a wear my man was in your Ocean I guess when you guys get done i will have him rebuild in the right ocean.
***Leader and Founder of ****
Keltset on 2013-04-29 at 23:38
Was he in ocean 64? If so... and not a member here... well theres nothing else I can say about it... It's our ocean- We control and dominate it.
***on 2013-04-29 at 23:34
for real but we didn't bother you guys and {Insert my member here} attack my man for no reason
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Keltset on 2013-04-29 at 23:31
Yes, now maybe you can see my lack of being able to be intimidated?
Kelt
***on 2013-04-29 at 23:30
11 cities is pertty impresive
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Edit: removed my members name from the message
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Lidos on 2013-04-30 at 00:39
Brothers don't shake hands. BROTHERS GOT TO HUG!
xxxxxx on 2013-04-30 at 00:38
It's ok you got plenty of little buddies to hug all night
Brothers don't shake hands. BROTHERS GOT TO HUG!
xxxxxx on 2013-04-30 at 00:38
It's ok you got plenty of little buddies to hug all night
DeletedUser
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Xxxxxxxx today at 17:55
Don't attack my city again. Do you not see what alliance I am in? We will ****ing destroy you. I will let this one slide and wont tell my alliance. Don't be stupid. You have been warned.
T.
Don't attack my city again. Do you not see what alliance I am in? We will ****ing destroy you. I will let this one slide and wont tell my alliance. Don't be stupid. You have been warned.
T.
DeletedUser2039
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Well, this is the definition of hate. Does anyone find irony in this too? Stooping low to attack someone while offline...that is fair...but cursing like crazy (sorry you can't see that part) is just as bad...wait, that's worse hahaha. Anyway, here it is:
*All bolded words are edits of other stuff I can not post.*just guess... said:
DeletedUser2800
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Here's one that gave me a laugh that was forward to me.
On 2013-06-04 at 17:35
Hi, id like to please take one of your cities, which one do you want me to take?
I dont want to claim your favorite yet...
Thanks in advance for the BP
Oh, and you wont get through to my city, I have 20ish birms
On 2013-06-04 at 17:35
Hi, id like to please take one of your cities, which one do you want me to take?
I dont want to claim your favorite yet...
Thanks in advance for the BP
Oh, and you wont get through to my city, I have 20ish birms
DeletedUser
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Lidos on 2013-06-04 at 11:57
My alliance doesn't take kindly to a little punk like you casting a lighting bolt on one of our cities either.
I want BP not resources.
XXXXXXX on 2013-06-04 at 11:28
My alliance probably won't take kindly to that, they are very supportive. I offer retitution and support, I would like you to take it.
My alliance doesn't take kindly to a little punk like you casting a lighting bolt on one of our cities either.
I want BP not resources.
XXXXXXX on 2013-06-04 at 11:28
My alliance probably won't take kindly to that, they are very supportive. I offer retitution and support, I would like you to take it.
DeletedUser
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Ummm, does he realize who he's talking to? Lol!
DeletedUser
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Apparently not. He is lucky that he is a low morale target and really far away from me. I will just make one of his alliance mates pay for him.
DeletedUser2622
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XXX on 2013-05-17 at 23:40
"Recently, it has come to my attention that jawn is in my forums. I want good information, not jawn. If you put jawn in my forums, I WILL jawn you to your death. Thank you."
JAWN
"Recently, it has come to my attention that jawn is in my forums. I want good information, not jawn. If you put jawn in my forums, I WILL jawn you to your death. Thank you.
"JAWN
DeletedUser2039
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Spives, you are a funny guy hahahaha now go put your jawn somewhere useful...
"If you have no useful jawn to say, don't jawn at all."-Your Mom
"If you have no useful jawn to say, don't jawn at all."-Your Mom
DeletedUser
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So...I'm a little out of the loop..what does "jawn" mean?
DeletedUser2039
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Philly way of compiling everything and giving it one term. Example being their is a ton of books, papers, binders, ect on a desk. The desk is filled with jawn. It has several other meanings. Just look it up. The age of online dictionaries. o.o
DeletedUser
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I did look it up but I wanted to make sure I knew what it meant from someone actually using it so
DeletedUser
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XXX on 2013-05-17 at 23:40
"Recently, it has come to my attention that jawn is in my forums. I want good information, not jawn. If you put jawn in my forums, I WILL jawn you to your death. Thank you.
JAWN
In no way whatsoever was Jawn being introduced my fault. Just saying.
DeletedUser2039
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Actually, the jawn was all your fault...
DeletedUser2039
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Someone sent me this. Never heard of the player though...lol
