Juktas News - Week 1

Achiakos

Guest
Ya just called him. Thor says he doesnt have enough time, with conquering the all the Nine Realms and stuff. He just doesnt have the free time to put the Hammer down.
 

Draceus

Guest
Well...give him a few tequilas, then he will know when to put the hammer down...
 

Achiakos

Guest
You can save the Tequila. I'm more of.... I mean Thor is more of a Vodka drinker.
 

Draceus

Guest
Ahhh....new blood, prove your worthiness and write a newspaper.