Issue 1 | The Weekly AweShockian (NOT Biased)

DeletedUser36

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Well, here we go! Prepare yourself for issue #1. This one will be smaller than most, due to not having much time to prepare this. But, it's still good and non-biased!

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WOLVERINES… The Best Alliance Ever
By Nights Warrior/Chartis

Example #1 of their amazingness: black armenian Devil

The formerly ranked #2 player in the world was rimmed by AweShock, because he was just that good. In his main city, he had some 60 some LS, along with 600 some slingers. In his other cities he had: absolutely nothing. Talk about skill, this guy only built troops in one city, where he learned this amazing strategy is still unknown. Anyways, he was first revolted in his 4th city. His alliance responded by sending all the support they had to that city, an impressive 200 swords and 200 archers, what an amazing group effort :p So after we took his main city, and his third city, we cleared his second and fourth city. Sadly, the second city was taken by someone else after we did all the clearing, but we wiped his 4th city and conquered it, because we’re just that good.

Example #2 of their amazingness: How their members support the leadership.

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This is just one of many members realizing how amazing WOLVERINES are. This isn’t even mentioning how the leaders support their leadership, one of their leaders left just a few days ago.

Example #3 of their amazingness: Their conquests according to grepostats.

Even grepostats agree that WOLVERINES are the best alliance on the server, with these startling statistics.

http://www.us.grepostats.com/world/us10/alliance/66/colonizations?type=lose&enemy_alliance=91&min_points=&max_points=&page=0

An amazing loss of 32 cities, can any other alliance boost that many lost cities? I think not.

Now I know what you’re thinking. What about those amazing, good-looking AweShock guys? How many WOLVERINES’ cities have they taken? The answer.

This concludes our article on the best alliance on the server.
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The Amazing Opportunities of Skype Communication!
By Beast

As we all know, Skype is a great tool for active alliances to use. You can communicate, plan, and chat very easily on there. AweShock uses Skype to it's best. We are probably the most advanced Skype commuters on Grepolis. We plan things down to the smallest details, are serious, and never EVER spam.

Here's a fine example of our discipline, taken straight from a council chat:
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As you can see, we are VERY organized and serious on Skype. Now, I'm guessing that most of you other alliances can't be nearly as disciplined as that!
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Map of The Best Alliances
By Beast

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Whoops! Silly me! I forgot to add the other best alliances into the map!

Here, this is more like it.

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A Rap of Unlimited Truth
By Sher e Punjab

Dancing crows, the ocean flows
Ships set sail as the winds blow
Zues's breath, sink your biremes to death
Waltz into your city with no walls left
Team Aweshock's Catapults, fire burning rocks
You logged on and got blown out your socks
Join Carpe Diem and Wolverines
At the graveyard of our devilish schemes.

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A Very Non-Biased Review on the Top 5 ABP Alliances
By Beast

1 ASSASSIN ELITE 187340 - SUCKS
2 AweShock 182766 - OH YEAH BABY!
3 Swamp Fox Brigade 164623 - PRETTY GOOD
4 Devil Bar And Grill 108717 - SUCKS
5 Pax Britannica Warriors 78911 - SUCKS


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An Everyday Op
By Sher e Punjab

There were filthy oppressors endangering our Swampness in Dagobah.

So AweShock banded together and evicted these people from our lands in honour of the swamp.

Pink Stuffer as neighbour of the swamp, got stuffed by Heavy1
Many came to evacuate the his city of all lifeforms and paint the walls red.

More westbound you shall see another fearsome creature The Berglemonster, an unimaginable destructive creature, He decided to barbecue the sounder of swines that inhabited what was formerly balla ville.

Last but not least there was a mighty fire breathing DragonGuardian lurking in the Winged Fortress.
Brave knights sailed out to slay his mighty dragon, through the hottest fires, now the winged fortress is no more..

Who knows where the warriors of AweShock will go for their next epic quest!?


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How To Keep Forums ORGANIZED
By Beast

You probably have wondered to yourself "How does AweShock stay so awesome and perfect?". Well, the answer is: Our forums. We keep them nice and organized, not cluttered. Here is a fine example:

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See? Keeping it easy for members to read through is the key!

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Well, if you liked that newspaper, then you are sane. If not, you are obviously mentally unstable. Look out for Issue 2 next Friday! Thanks!
 
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Chartis

Guest
Lol, should we take them behind the scenes and tell them about the 33 pages of the forum? And seriously, you read all the stuff that's there? I only go through them when I need to prove a point (if you aren't a council member in AweShock you won't understand what I mean) . Anyways, my article was boss, I mean, WOLVERINES are so good, they aren't even in the top 10 anymore.
 

DeletedUser2039

Guest
When I first read it would be non-biased, I was worried. Out of that sarcasm, came a quality newspaper that was both funny, but still informative. I really enjoyed reading it. I will say that you might want to consider one serious breakdown of the top 5 alliances. While you hit good points, I am left wanting alliance information and breakdowns.

Very good paper, +rep!
 

Chartis

Guest
Ya Beast. Next time we do the top 5, we'll put sucks 4 every1 but us still, but we'll explain why :p. Just don't make me do it, my reasoning will be because they're not us.
 

DeletedUser3157

Guest
That could be an archives folder @.@
Hmmmm

But yes Tyler is right, I want something substantial. Like a real break down, hopefully this was just because you guys ran out of time to actually make a truly unbiased paper.
 

Chartis

Guest
This paper was so unbiased, it isn't even funny.

Next time we do a top alliance or player type thing, we'll do an actual breakdown, but if I'm doing it it's still going to be sucks for everyone but us and then I'll just point out what's wrong with their alliances & none of the good stuff. It'll still be informative... it'll show what their weak spots are.
 

DeletedUser2039

Guest
No, don't get me wrong, I love the bias and drama that comes with it. Discussion should hopefully heat up from other alliances.

In addition to this, I would like a serious break down.
 

DeletedUser36

Guest
Yeah, we pretty much put 80% of this together in the last hour before we posted it.... :p
 

Chartis

Guest
Describe serious... You know what, never mind, we'll make Kayfon, Little C, or python do it. They're the closest things we have to serious council members.

And you guys made your articles in the last hour, I was done with mine on the first day :p
 

DeletedUser2498

Guest
don't worry guys, i've got a very serious article breaking down one of our leaders that will be in the next issue. interviews will be done, and his shocking secret will be revealed. stay tuned next week.
 

Chartis

Guest
Lol, there's nself! Is your article done? It's still Friday, we can do a special late edition.
 

DeletedUser2498

Guest
nah i've got interviews to do. gotta make sure i do some real journalism ;)
 
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