PnP How to get Rimmed by the #1 Alliance

DeletedUser12660

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How to get Rimmed by the #1 Alliance

Hello ladies and gentlemen, today we are going to be lesrning how to get rimmed by the #1 alliance. Here's what youll need.

Ingredients
Colony Ship
Messaging skills
Annoyance
Timing
OLU Nuke

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STEP 1
Develop a hatred for the #1 alliance and talk trash about a couple of their members and even their founder.

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STEP 2
Snipe a CS from the #1 alliance and brag about it. Not too much but just the right amount to give it that special flavor.

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STEP 3
Humiliate the alliance and decrease the populatirty of the alliance itself with pictures of their failures.

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STEP 4
Annoy the enemy by sending messages and sending fake attacks. Then block them. At this point they are already forming an OP against you out of their own hate for you.

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STEP 5
Make a PnP and accept the consequences. Which include the enemy getting so frsutrated with you to the point where they dont even want to rim you.

Thats all the time we have for today folks! Seeya next time on "How to get Rimmed by the #1 Alliance"

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This PnP was created on June 12, 2015 . If you enjoyed it feel free to leave a +rep :p

 
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DeletedUser

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You know as well as I do that my unescorted attack was meant to be sent as support lol

Nonetheless, nice PnP. I actually plus repped you first this, it was at least funny. I was expecting more though! My closest support after that weak wave was 1 and a half minutes after the CS due to computer problems, come on man, you gotta make fun of that.

AND, I specifically told you to mention I didn't send any clearing waves (once again due to computer problems).

For anyone who's wondering, my computer has a broken hinge. I woke up in the middle of the night to send this CS, and my laptop was almost dead. The hinge was popped out and my laptop started dying. So I'm trying to wiggle this back into place to plug it in before it died, then I miss a wave while I'm messing with it, then it dies, then I can't find my phone, and when I finally do all my waves are screwed up. Finally get my computer back on in time to send 1 support wave lol.

You also didn't mention my awesome first CS attempt.

I sent a CS with 1 trireme and 1 archer trying to get him to waste some favor. Then I went away for a bit and forgot to withdraw it within the 5 minute period lol.

So ya, last night was not my night. That's what I get for Grepping while Sleeping.
 

DeletedUser12660

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You know as well as I do that my unescorted attack was meant to be sent as support lol

Nonetheless, nice PnP. I actually plus repped you first this, it was at least funny. I was expecting more though! My closest support after that weak wave was 1 and a half minutes after the CS due to computer problems, come on man, you gotta make fun of that.

AND, I specifically told you to mention I didn't send any clearing waves (once again due to computer problems).

For anyone who's wondering, my computer has a broken hinge. I woke up in the middle of the night to send this CS, and my laptop was almost dead. The hinge was popped out and my laptop started dying. So I'm trying to wiggle this back into place to plug it in before it died, then I miss a wave while I'm messing with it, then it dies, then I can't find my phone, and when I finally do all my waves are screwed up. Finally get my computer back on in time to send 1 support wave lol.

You also didn't mention my awesome first CS attempt.

I sent a CS with 1 trireme and 1 archer trying to get him to waste some favor. Then I went away for a bit and forgot to withdraw it within the 5 minute period lol.

So ya, last night was not my night. That's what I get for Grepping while Sleeping.

I couldnt add in more, it said the limit was 15 pictures :(
 

DeletedUser8159

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I think you're giving yourself way too much credit there bud!

Lets break down a few facts:
1. Yes, you are annoying... no one will argue with that
2. You are still not even on our radar or a concern of ours in anyway
3. because you suck
4. The one you attacked sucks even worse
5. it took you 5 attempts to take 1 city, on an island completely owned by your alliance, and hours away from us... i suppose thats something for YOU to be proud of. You should put it in your trophy case.
6. Thank you for pointing out weak links in our alliance. We hold our members to a premium status, which means anyone that loses to you is strictly not good enough to be in here.
7. We are all still laughing at you
8. Good job!
 

DeletedUser12660

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5 attempts ? I pulled the CS on purpose, I only launched it whenever the player decided to build up defense. Landing a CS would stop the players building and make him have to manually start it again which she couldnt since she was offline. Making it easier for us. Lets see, what else. Oh yes, the fact that she tried to make a deal with me to let her build a CS and get off the island and we take over that city. Im not on your radar ? Im not even going to rebuke against this one since it would mean snitching on one of the leaders lol
 

DeletedUser8159

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5 attempts ? I pulled the CS on purpose, I only launched it whenever the player decided to build up defense. Landing a CS would stop the players building and make him have to manually start it again which she couldnt since she was offline. Making it easier for us. Lets see, what else. Oh yes, the fact that she tried to make a deal with me to let her build a CS and get off the island and we take over that city. Im not on your radar ? Im not even going to rebuke against this one since it would mean snitching on one of the leaders lol

time for math... 3CS that sank, 1 that was pulled, and 1 that landed = 5, yes 5CS attempts. Not saying good or bad on anything else... im just stating facts. I do agree and acknowledge you out bested this player. So congrats on that!
Now some advise: Dont taint your victory by acting like an idiot. Remember, new image!
 

DeletedUser12660

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Just shutup Dub, you sound ignorant. Im not going to argue with you on a subject you never learned.
 

DeletedUser

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Dub, a take is a take, he ended up with the city.

I'm just going to say it:
1) That player had really poor defense and gave really poor info.

2) I put together a really poor conquest attempt (although, to be fair, you try timing with your computer dying and your phone no where to be found. It's difficult :p ).

I'm not going to get bent out of shape about it. I know at the end of the day, Lemur got lucky. I had some bad luck with my laptop and made a couple stupid mistakes, crap happens. Rather than feeding the troll here on the forums, I'm going to rebuild and let my play do the talking.
 

DeletedUser12660

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Luck had nothing to do this conquest. We first killed a CS in the city with 2 coordinated OLU nukes, ending the siege I planted a tripwire in the city. Knowing the player wasnt smart enough to remove it until a CS was headed there. Once it was sent back I spied the citt, seeing how it had 100 birs in the city andthey magicly disappeared. I landed a CS in the city, looked at the timings and see TheCult has a CS landing at the city in an hour. Me and my team then timed our attacks to land 1 secs after the CS and landed our own. Your alliance then stacked the city with support not knowing it was our siege they were supporting. This was skill sir, not luck.
 

DeletedUser8159

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since my complement seemed to be overlooked, ill take it back... So yeah, lets go with "luck"
 

DeletedUser4951

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Luck had nothing to do this conquest. We first killed a CS in the city with 2 coordinated OLU nukes, ending the siege I planted a tripwire in the city. Knowing the player wasnt smart enough to remove it until a CS was headed there. Once it was sent back I spied the citt, seeing how it had 100 birs in the city andthey magicly disappeared. I landed a CS in the city, looked at the timings and see TheCult has a CS landing at the city in an hour. Me and my team then timed our attacks to land 1 secs after the CS and landed our own. Your alliance then stacked the city with support not knowing it was our siege they were supporting. This was skill sir, not luck.

That pretty much sums it up actually.
 

DeletedUser2154

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He didn't even show my good roasts.... rather disappointing...
 

DeletedUser

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Do you know them? I'd love to hear them. Send them to me lol.
 

DeletedUser11717

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4. The one you attacked sucks even worse
6. Thank you for pointing out weak links in our alliance. We hold our members to a premium status, which means anyone that loses to you is strictly not good enough to be in here.


Sounds like you're not too good of a leader then if you're booting a player of yours that YOU failed to coach properly. Guess you're just another gold abuser right? Oh right, that's a known fact... My bad.

2. You are still not even on our radar or a concern of ours in anyway

IF he's "not any concern of yours", then why did you (and/or a member from your alliance) report him? Or are you just a bad liar too?

IDk how I can respect you after your comments Dub.. I wouldn't call you delusional, but your comments are right there... Sorry kiddo.

Good Job Ovo!
 

DeletedUser

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Sounds like you're not too good of a leader then if you're booting a player of yours that YOU failed to coach properly. Guess you're just another gold abuser right? Oh right, that's a known fact... My bad.



IF he's "not any concern of yours", then why did you (and/or a member from your alliance) report him? Or are you just a bad liar too?

IDk how I can respect you after your comments Dub.. I wouldn't call you delusional, but your comments are right there... Sorry kiddo.

Good Job Ovo!

Your slipping into the OVO class of dumb comments

We already stated he was annoying multiple times. And innapropiate PM are a part of that.

This was a seriously weak player, which is the reason I was going to take his city. He was online talking to us and chatting away..all of sudden he comments "oh I'm in siege guys" NO excuse..he was online.

OVO played it properly. Those ALU nukes were much larger than expected on round one. I obviously took you much lighter than I should have. Although you weren't the one that got the CS kill. It was your teammate who did the real work.

If this guy was up to standard of the rest of our guys we wouldn't have this discussion, he would have sent back the trip immediately like I told him and he wouldn't just tell us "oh I'm in siege" without even noticing incoming CS.

Either way, it was an island that was completely owned by your alliance so odds were always in your favor. So enjoy your one win.
 
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DeletedUser11717

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Your slipping into the OVO class of dumb comments


This was a seriously weak player, which is the reason I was going to take his city. He was online talking to us and chatting away..all of sudden he comments "oh I'm in siege guys" NO excuse..he was online.

OVO played it properly. Those ALU nukes were much larger than expected on round one. I obviously took you much lighter than I should have. Although you weren't the one that got the CS kill. It was your teammate who did the real work.

If this guy was up to standard of the rest of our guys we wouldn't have this discussion, he would have sent back the trip immediately like I told him and he wouldn't just tell us "oh I'm in siege" without even noticing incoming CS.

Either way, it was an island that was completely owned by your alliance so odds were always in your favor. So enjoy your one win.

Sounds to me like you're trying to justify your poor play and coaching of players. Had you guys had made sure ALL of your players had a clue about how to play. This wouldn't have happened. Sucks to Suck!
 
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DeletedUser

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Sounds to me like you're trying to justify your poor play and coaching of players. Had you guys had made sure ALL of your players had a clue about how to play. This wouldn't have happened. Sucks to Suck!

Okay, well say you have a player that is "bad" (new is a better word) enough to the point where he only has one city. If that city is taken, why would you keep that guy in the alliance anyways? It's not like he's gonna be able to help you anymore. Maybe they did the right thing by getting rid of the guy. Or were you to busy celebrating to realize that?

Oh, and it's not like everyone can be taught. Assuming they have an alliance that isn't a complete failure, they should have an alliance forum on how to play the game right. So it's really the guy's fault for not even reading the thing, and that's why he fell to the siege. So blaming it on poor coaching is a moot point.
 

DeletedUser11243

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This is STILL a better soap opera than General Hospital lol. You guys are fun to read.
OK Ovo - finally you posted something that was kind of funny. I really hate to encourage you because this could go terribly, terribly wrong.
 
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