ebLANs Times: Issue 2 (special issue)

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ebLANs MediaGroup
Chief editor: minister of Propaganda ebLANs Empire, Comrade Huilo.
Special correspondet and painter: Obamka

ISSUE #3 24.03.2014

BREAKING NEWS
- According to the results of the referendum, Feodosiya (ex o55, TrueGold, Age of Spartan Bandits) join ebLANs Empire (99,7% votes).
- Edict of the Emperor #3 "National traitor Lobrodok (IronBound) Punishment"

CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS

Event 1:
Today, peaceful inhabitants suffered the whole flurry of treacherous attacks Spartan bandits:
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Most violent attack was from spartan bandints leader GMan42:
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Event 2:
Meanwhile referendum o55 coming to an end:
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Bloody dictator of o55 city TrueGold cowardly fled to other ocean (doing restart):
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Edict of the Emperor #3 "National traitor Lobrodok (IronBound) Punishment":
For high treason and betrayal of nation sentence Lobrodok (IronBound ebLANs colony) for punishment: Take over his city o55 and join it to the ebLANs Empire.
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Info for the next spies:
1. Leave ebLANs (Junior School) equivalently high treason and betrayal of nation and equivalently game over.
2. You will not see forum, untill you prove your faithfulness to the Emperor.
3. All what you can see on the forum:
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His Majesty, Secretary-general of Ithaca, Emperor of ebLANs Empire, Praktolog.

And finally, live broadcast from ebLANs headquarters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzzxe1mMy0#t=413
I - Imperor of Ithaca, Praktolog
O - Premier Ministr, Obamka
- Do you see this earth-worm (shown in side Lobrodok)? (I)
- Yes I do! (O)
- What do you want to do with him? (I)
- I want to destroy him! (O)
- Do it! (I)

Have a nice day, dear readers!

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ebLANs MediaGroup
Chief editor: minister of Propaganda ebLANs Empire, Comrade Huilo.
Special correspondet and painter: Obamka

BREAKING NEWS
- According to the results of the referendum, Sevastopol join ebLANs Empire (99,6% votes).

CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS
Event 1:
- The Sevostopol citizens are tired from awechok tyranny. They decided to hold the referendum. ebLANs was invited to the referendum as observers. They organized a home guard for prevent provocations during referendum.
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Event 2:
- Tyranny not satisfied and send another one part of provocators:
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Event 3:
- According to the results of the referendum, Sevastopol join ebLANs Empire (99,6% votes).
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Event4:
Tyrants did not recognize the referendum result and want revenge:
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Congratulations to Sevastopol with getting rid of the dictator!

Printed version of the newspaper:
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your just making a little event and blowing it up as if a huge war occurred....dude make a third one when youve "conquered" at least 30 of aweshocks cities.....*slouches away*
 

DeletedUser5088

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A. It's a bit soon for your second issue
b. your second issue is about the same thing as your first
C. nobody cares that you took 1 city (Welcome to grepolis)
D. If someone made 2 newspapers every time they took a city this forum would be very very very crowded
 

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Charl said:
A. It's a bit soon for your second issue
b. your second issue is about the same thing as your first
C. nobody cares that you took 1 city (Welcome to grepolis)
D. If someone made 2 newspapers every time they took a city this forum would be very very very crowded
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Charles are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's play some reverse psychology on him...( making newspapers every time you take their cities ...;)
 

DeletedUser

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I also dont like how they are referencing the Ukraine situation
 

DeletedUser8889

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This is the funniest thing i've ever read on Grepolis, Long Live The ebLANs Empire!!
 

DeletedUser

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Charl, ebLANs Times is the honorest newspaper, "voice of freedom". Can not be said about "Ithaca observer"... I think "Ithaca observer" must be prohibited by our Emperor in the ebLANs Empire as anti-popular newspaper.
 

DeletedUser5088

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The fact that Stogie and I are agreeing on something isn't a good sign for you guys
 

DeletedUser

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Communism is something I dont agree on and shouldnt be on the forums
 

DeletedUser2498

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i'm not offended by the communist thing, people have the right to choose their own form of government (granted they actually choose it). the picture of the slaves in chains is a little messed up though. granted i did tell thanos i owned his soul on here probably less than a week ago, but i didn't actually mean own in the way that indicates own.

if any of that made any sense. i'm still having a hard time formulating thoughts after looking at huilo's avatar.
 

DeletedUser

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and the eyes, omgod...and this issue is terrible...i think we just need Sloth Inc. from now on

Charl said:
The fact that Stogie and I are agreeing on something isn't a good sign for you guys
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love the humor :p
 
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BREAKING NEWS!
Edict of the Emperor #2.
For antipopular activities and perfidious attempt of attack to Emperor ^^^

I order:
1. Sentence TrueGold (Age of Spartans (Another one Obechok branch)) for game over and city take over.
2. Join his city to the ebLANs Empire.
3. Responsible for the execution of the verdict is premier minister - Obamka.
4. Publish the text of the order in a newspaper. Resposible - Minister of propaganda - Huylo.

His Majesty, Secretary-general of Ithaca, Emperor of ebLANs Empire, Praktolog.

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