Today I woke up and the entire world was in VM. I knocked on countless doors, but nobody answered. I was forced to consider my existence and the inexorable forward march of time.
The silence looms heavy on the hearts of my light ship captains.
I woke up in a sweat last night. A terrible nightmare. I had been forced to join Hakuna Matata.
I immediately grabbed my toaster and sprinted for the bathtub.